Sometimes I can’t handle this shit. Your friends are such partiers and you’re going without me. It actually pisses me off. Especially since your friend is shitfaced and taking the D. How can I trust a friend of yours when she’s doing that
Girls always say they wish they could have a relationship that was all cute like a fairytale. They always say I wish my boyfriend would do cute stuff like that. But you know why that shit doesn’t work. It’s not because guys don’t do that stuff. We do. Trust me, I just did.. it’s because girls don’t do it back, they don’t show us appreciation for what we do for them. That’s why guys don’t go out on a limb to do cute stuff. It’s because we will never see it back or equal appreciation for it.
Funny thing is, your threats are worthless because unless you rent a car, there’s no way you’re going to Chicago tonight. Train doesn’t run this late, and your not taking one of our cars because we need it back
"Sometimes you gotta fall before you fly, we’re going to work it out"-Sws
Lets cheer to this<3
Road washed out by flood, WA state.
This is so beautiful
Officially my new favorite picture in the whole world.
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you
Half of tumblr finally gets laid
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
this is the greatest gif in the whole entire world
A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: “How heavy is this glass of water?”
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it’s not a problem. If I hold it for an hour, I’ll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything.”
It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don’t carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!
I needed this.